wtfm8

Alright, so a couple nights ago... I'm eating an apple, cause I'm sucha healthy mofo, anyways so I peering out my kitchen window... and I notice something flying in the sky. And you're probably thinking "what are you retarded? its a mofuggin` planee or toy". Well screw your logics... it was a ufo yo.

And these are my reasons:
1.) that shit was circling around the sky turning at ridiculous speeds and at sucha radius
2.) who the fuck is gonna go into the field when its -20degrees at 11:00pm and fly a stupid flying toy
3.) toy's don't have engines that you can hear from that far away
3.) that shit had a spotlight... like a crazy ass spotlight that could rape your eyes to blindness
4.) it had some kind of upside down "Y" thing hanging at the bottom that lighted up along with the rest of the UFO.
5.) The spotlight spotted me when I went outside to check it out.

Yeah that shit wasn't plane or helicopter, it wasn't no toy, its not chuck norris, and I wasn't under the influence of a hallucinogen. It was a goddamn ufo, yes maggie.... a freakin ufo. Everyone probably doesn't know what I'm talkin about because they all got ZAPPED! like BAM first they probably probe you and shit...and then erase your memory of it! But somehow knowing how awesome I'am... I was able to resist the effects of their mind zapping tactics.

okay anyway... I was actually going to blog about how my nose is leaking and I'm hacking up lung butter, but I came across maggie's blog which mocked my theory. But yeah... my medicines kickin in... and I'm gonna pass out right here if I don't drag myself to my bed. Cya later space invaderrrr. hehe im so clever.